Why Every Tea Party Republican Should Drive a Tesla

Tea Party People:

If you really want to stick it to the terrorists, buy a Tesla. By continuing to drive a gas guzzler, you are basically mailing a check over to the middle east every time you visit the gas pump.  Is this really what you want?  Why not just send them money directly to help fund their next terrorist plot? That’s basically what we as a nation are doing.

You know those crazy climate change people? Forget them! Who cares about that fuzzy science, right?  Well, one thing IS certain:  Gas cars emit nasty, stinky toxic vapors into you and your family’s lungs. Try closing your garage door and see how long you last. So why not use a vehicle that has zero emissions? Who doesn’t like fresh clean air?

If you haven’t taken a test drive in a Tesla, I challenge you to do so with an open mind. You will be blown away at just how fast & fun these cars are to drive. Drive it because you will smoke all your friends off the line who still drive a gas powered “sports” cars.

Drive it because it’s the first electric car that is actually strong & sexy looking, not like some weird geeky looking econo-leftist-subsidy-mobile with a “Coexist” and Obama sticker on the bumper.

Drive it to support good old red blooded American ingenuity.  Are you with Tesla or are you with the Terrorists?

American Made Tesla

 

Sleep In The First Tesla Hotel On AirBnB

What happens when you are someone who:

Already has 3 vacation rentals listed on AirBnB, are a blogger for the vacation rental industry,
and finally, on a road trip, you test out sleeping in the back of your Tesla Model S?

You immediately realize one thing – you MUST put the Tesla on Turo, and open the “World’s Fastest Hotel.”

So naturally, I went out and bought a perfectly sized airbed, a great air-pump (that plugs into the car of course) and the bedding. To top it off like any good interior designer, I just had to add two remote controlled candles to give the Tesla that extra touch.

But why a Tesla you ask? The Tesla is unlike any other car. Not only is it Ferrari fast, it’s completely practical. 4 doors, a trunk in the front – the “Frunk” and plenty of room for 5 passengers and luggage. Or, fold down those back seats and shizzam! Room for one or two to sleep. However, plenty of other cars & SUV’s have space to sleep. What really separates the Tesla is the fact you can have the A/C or Heat running all night long without burning through a whole tank of smelly, toxic gas. In fact, a full night’s sleep only used about 18 miles of the 250 mile range of the car in my tests.

While the notion of sleeping in a Tesla might be a bit off the wall, it truly is the single best car in the world catch up on your beauty sleep.

The Tesla is a “Selfie-Mobile”

One of the first things I’ve realized driving for Uber is that people really like to take selfies in and around the Tesla Model S. I must admit, it’s pretty fun when people are so excited they actually start documenting their trip to share on social media.  Maybe I should let people play with a “Photo Booth” app on my iPad and see what happens?

Tesla Renter Now In Phoenix & Scottsdale AZ

It’s Here.

The Tesla Model S.

The hottest, most unique car on the market.

  • Made in the USA and uses no foreign oil/gas!
  • “Car of the Year” awards from Motor Trend, Consumer Reports and many others
  • “Safest Car Ever Tested” from the NHTSA
  • 100% Electric – 90MPG equivalent with a 265 mile range
  • Can drive coast to coast on the Tesla SuperCharger network for FREE
  • 17″ internet connected center console that controls the car
  • Least Stolen Car in 2013
  • Faster than a Porsche, more efficient than a Prius
  • 4 doors, seats 5 comfortably
  • Storage space galore in both front & rear trunks

And now… available as an Exclusive Limousine Service in the entire Phoenix metro area, including Scottsdale, Tempe, Chandler, Paradise Valley, Glendale and Mesa. You may also get lucky and find me on UberBlack.